We're marooned on Baator, You've lost the gate key, A dozen Pit Fiends are headed this way, the Paladin is down and might be dead, And your spell component is fake- So What?
— Hortaz of the Bleak Cabal
Oh what a pretty raven. And look he's so friendly! He's chirping at me...
— Bolemenx the bird watcher and Sympathetic