By Wicke - along with subsequent entries
Let's dissect the planes and tell what they see, we shall?
And begininning at the top, by way of that grandest of Planes by names of Limbo. Swirly place. And scant pressures to withhold one's elf from it, that being such magical creation. You can create things there and then share. Pears. Pairs of pears. Pairs of pears on stairs for all to share. Right there waiting for you sit and snack on. Mmmmyummy!
Nextways round, clockdials, one find the deep darks of Gehenna. Fun crew there, IF YOU LIKE BEING HARASSED FOR NO GOOD REASON. Mount-ins, cave-ins, makes me want to sleep-ins. The natives'll use you as a thing to stick nasty things in (Swords and spears berk! Watchit with them thoughts!). Devil's playground, waypoint for war-wearing and war weary. Don't slip down the slidey mountainside, otherwise you'll be read all over the landscape. And those berks laugh at the news.
Upways next: Beastlands, with their creatures. Lovely things. I got a dog to play fetch with me once. At least, I think it was a dog. Might've been a cat. Anyway, it ran off with my things, which was fine because they wasn'ts my things anyway, seeing as how I got them from somebody elses cat. Maybe it wasn't a cat afterall. It may have been an elf. They all look the same after a while, you know berk? Anyway, fish.
Then we had: Elemental plane of Salt. Freshen your drink, you leatherheaded piker? No, then don't think you can keep it there! It'll suck it dryer than...something that drinks wet things dry. Like salt. Or Salt. Deer LOVE this place!
I think there was another one in there.
Next: Wow, there are quite a number of animals in here, aren't there. Get it? Aren't "AIR". 'cause that's where we're next going. Bird-flight and things-a-flingin' skyways. Fall up or down! Your choice! Swirly-swirls and their magic castles. All a-flight. Know what you're doing and you'll land alright. Though you head may be down while your feet are all up. Depends on your prescriptive perspective. And you'll get all happy when you do, since that's what happens to me when I look up (down) into the gaping (enclosing) void above-below me. Upsy-downsy berk. Upsy-downsy.
And then there was the Khaasta. Man, that was a bad episode.
What else? I'm sure I missed one.
OH! Right! That one with the animals. Elise-i-um. Nice enough place, if you're looking for nice places. There's a barnyard smell in the air that just clings to you. Between you and me, I don't think those guardian-nails are housebroken. But I say, if you gotta break a house, you go ahead and do it! Are we who stop to you!
Ash and Radience are next. But you'll know them if you see them. Just be polite and everything should be fine.
I'm sure there are more. Whatever. Just ask around, I'm sure you won't be peeled.