And so it came to pass that the thief (for that was his profession, and he was very good at what he did) found himself sitting besides the paladin (for that was her profession, and she was just as good at it if not better) and watching the sun set fire to the ocean for the hundredth time. And for the hundredth time, the thief said to his friend, lover, and wife:
"Penny for your thoughts. But I expect change."
"Keep it. You need it to buy new jokes."
"I thought you liked my old ones."